"Rock footwear so fresh that lets an internationally-read magazine know 'I'm here and I'm funkyfreshdressedtoimpressreadytoparty.' (Bonus points if you're so fresh that the competition actually agrees."
On theees daaaay, I am… 'ow you say… theee bayst!
Thanks, COMPLEX Magazine, for helping me succeed at #Winning!
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